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Posted on 16th Apr at 6:13 AM

I can almost kind of use my right arm and it doesn’t even matter if I’m on 3 pain meds right now and strung out as fuck that is a personal victory

Posted on 16th Apr at 5:36 AM, with 110,956 notes

nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

nowhere because you ended that sentence with a preposition you piece of crap

Posted on 16th Apr at 5:25 AM, with 171,783 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Posted on 16th Apr at 4:56 AM, with 3 notes

destoxicity:

what if people had grass instead of body hair

nash grier would be a lawnmower salesman

Posted on 16th Apr at 4:03 AM, with 1,188 notes

teenagefarts:

if you ever wanted to know what I’m thinking about 99% of the time this is it

Posted on 16th Apr at 3:36 AM, with 3 notes

spagretti-and-meatballs:

xxcodswag420yolo6969gamergurlxx:

spagretti-and-meatballs:

Wait lets get this straight… people isn’t another name for baby chickens? Then how come they say “peap” all the time?

as a self appointed critic of your comedy I must state that what is this

Get with the times, comedy is always evolving.

spooky

Posted on 16th Apr at 3:11 AM, with 3 notes

spagretti-and-meatballs:

Wait lets get this straight… people isn’t another name for baby chickens? Then how come they say “peap” all the time?

as a self appointed critic of your comedy I must state that what is this

Posted on 16th Apr at 3:07 AM, with 228,744 notes

whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

Tagged: #why not both,
Posted on 16th Apr at 3:05 AM, with 1 note

spagretti-and-meatballs:

Why did we never get to see the talking dog at the Shell Shack?

ITS SINGING

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