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Posted on 20th Aug at 7:05 PM, with 9,916 notes
compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl
We’re both girls
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compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

Posted on 20th Aug at 6:21 PM, with 4,634 notes

bacoose:

For the love of clip art please watch this.

Posted on 20th Aug at 7:24 AM, with 173,074 notes

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

Tagged: #best trick ever,
Posted on 19th Aug at 8:47 AM, with 1,236 notes
nofaddano:

hit that slick “spiderman overlooking nyc” squat on da fridge
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nofaddano:

hit that slick “spiderman overlooking nyc” squat on da fridge

Posted on 19th Aug at 8:25 AM, with 2 notes
Guy: hey buddy, i heard you deal.
Me: hell yeah.
Guy: hook me up on some of that shit.
Me: aight
I dealt him the standard 2 cards. An ace and a King. It was a 21 and a blackjack.
Guy: ooh yeah, that's some top quality shit right there.
Posted on 19th Aug at 8:24 AM, with 15,639 notes
kill-whitepeople:

kill-whitepeople:

why does this random house have 300 notes i hate hipsters -___-

i’ve just been informed this is the home skrillex was born in. i profusely apologize for the mistake 

kill-whitepeople:

kill-whitepeople:

why does this random house have 300 notes i hate hipsters -___-

i’ve just been informed this is the home skrillex was born in. i profusely apologize for the mistake 

Tagged: #lol,
Posted on 19th Aug at 12:33 AM, with 66,080 notes
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mydogsnokes:

the best 5 seconds of any song ever

Tagged: #what,
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