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Posted on 20th Oct at 12:25 AM, with 102,651 notes

therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

Posted on 20th Oct at 12:13 AM
Anonymous asked: I can't believe u

about what?

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:58 PM, with 523 notes
theonlyshawnde:

princessofnerdingham:

Actual footage from the skeleton war.

pop a cap in yo ass fuckboi

theonlyshawnde:

princessofnerdingham:

Actual footage from the skeleton war.

pop a cap in yo ass fuckboi

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:58 PM, with 82,849 notes

irontemple:

mistersailor:

sizvideos:

Video

FUCK

I WAS MAD AT MY DOG FOR GOING THROUGH THE TRASH BUT AFTER SEEING THIS TWICE IM CUDDLING HIM.

Tagged: #cry,
Posted on 19th Oct at 8:49 PM, with 1 note
Anonymous asked: I was just wondering because your ask box says "poke my ass"

that is a very astute observation

Posted on 19th Oct at 8:49 PM
Anonymous asked: Would you be surprised if you woke up to any one of your friends jokingly having their dick in your ass, saying "haha jk bro" and then leaving your place?

as long as you say no homo and the balls don’t touch it’s all good man

Posted on 19th Oct at 2:43 PM, with 15,492 notes
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dantada:

thunder only happens when it’s raining

players only love you when they’re playing

Tagged: #DAMN, #nice,
Posted on 19th Oct at 1:43 PM, with 1 note

that was a very cryptic message

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