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Posted on 2nd Oct at 10:03 AM, with 205 notes

ch0kinq:

Steal Her Look: Sandy Cheeks

NASA Certified Turbo-Aquatic Marine Suit - $12,000,000

Gucci pink flower headband - $146.98

Versace Fish Bowl - $301.20

Posted on 2nd Oct at 10:02 AM, with 1,005,343 notes

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

Tagged: #bby, #jordan, #<3,
Posted on 2nd Oct at 9:59 AM, with 56,512 notes
swagbat:

fuck what da autobots said
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swagbat:

fuck what da autobots said

Tagged: #squatobots,
Posted on 2nd Oct at 9:56 AM, with 31,238 notes

poopgirl4:

dark brown almost black eyes are pretty dont let anyone tell you otherwise

Tagged: #Jordan, #<3,
Posted on 2nd Oct at 9:31 AM, with 5,180 notes
noizsscaryleftnipple:


LOOK AT THOSE BONE TIDDIES
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noizsscaryleftnipple:

LOOK AT THOSE BONE TIDDIES

Posted on 2nd Oct at 9:30 AM, with 11,928 notes

micdotcom:

The NFL has apologized for penalizing Muslim player for praying 

Another week done, another PR disaster for the NFL.

This one came in the middle of Monday Night Football, after Kansas City Chiefs safety Husain Abdullah returned an interception for a touchdown. Abdullah is a practicing Muslim — he even skipped an entire football season to make a pilgrimage to Mecca — and prostrated himself in the end zone in prayer. The result? A 15-yard penalty for excessive celebration.

The apologized for this one quickly

but just look at how sick that slide is

look at how smooth that shit is

I wouldn’t penalize anyone for that, regardless of what they were doing like damn they should’ve given him extra points

Posted on 1st Oct at 11:05 PM, with 3,534 notes

homosexualfrank:

person: i don’t like halloween

me:

image

Tagged: #prepare,
Posted on 1st Oct at 10:18 PM, with 13,004 notes

rocketssurgery:

Decided to make a handy graphic after seeing a lot of misinformation spread around tumblr. Current science isn’t perfect and definitions are bound to change, but I wanted to push back against the hostile attitude against it because it seems like a lot of people are being hostile for the wrong reasons.

Please let me know if there are any factual errors, thank you :)

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