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Posted on 27th Jul at 2:09 PM, with 7 notes

I like to imagine Bruce Wayne showing up to costume parties in really awful Batman cosplay in order to deflect suspicion from himself

Tagged: #batman, #Bruce Wayne, #dc,
Posted on 27th Jul at 4:58 AM, with 2,562 notes
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fitoraemusic:

Disclosure // You & Me (Flume remix)

Tagged: #so good,
Posted on 27th Jul at 3:30 AM, with 202,447 notes
thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this
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thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

Tagged: #oh dear,
Posted on 27th Jul at 3:28 AM, with 217,634 notes

ennish:

thesouffleegirl:

groundchele:

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]

it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs

#i thought that description was an exaggeration #but no#that’s the perfect description for this

> Read description

> Laugh

> Press play

> Laugh even harder

Posted on 25th Jul at 4:12 PM, with 691,050 notes

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

no it means big angry elephant

Posted on 25th Jul at 4:12 PM, with 1 note

had a cool graffiti adventure with these cats last night, painted every school rock around town

Posted on 25th Jul at 2:23 AM, with 1,226 notes

officialunitedstates:

 a man walks into a bar exam.  he is incredibly unprepared and fails to get his law degree

Tagged: #nice,
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