please watch this i cant stop thinking about it
THIS GUY —>
SQUIDWARD!!! HE IS NOT A SQUID OR FISH!!!!
HE IS…
AND
YOU LISTEN? OK?
me and my friends do this thing called “hitting em with the googoo gaga” where when we get hate mail or shit talked in online games we just reply “googoo gaga.” it makes gamers unspeakably mad. dont know why
they blocked me
when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died
the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed
breaking bad would be a better show if walter white had no friction n like jesse just pushes him n he just slides around
why doesno one ever talk about the ADHD symptom of having a bellyache when you drink a liter of pickle juice. like everyone says “oh adhd is just being distracted” but no one talks about how it ravages your digestive system when you drink a whole liter of pickle juice really fast
Why did bookstore liberals have a trend a few years back where they were obsessed with corgi butts and cat assholes
Have you ever seen a corgi butt, tho?
Yeah it's a dog's ass
is twitter suspending trump as he’s on his way out after giving him an hugely influential platform for four years an incredibly token gesture? of course. but is it also really funny? absolutely